Hard disk girls
She remembers everything, forever.
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
She is always faster and faster.
Always busy when you need her.
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
She is cool but difficult to access sometimes.
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Screen saver girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.
Also known as “wife” when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.