A list of 10 things in golf that sound dirty but aren’t…

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.

3. You really waked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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