Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.

”Why?” he asks.

God replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

God replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ”Thank God I didn’t do anything like that.” He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ”Why?”

”Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.”

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