Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end..

He said: Want a quickie?
She said: As opposed to what?

He said: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear briefs, don’t you?

He said: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said: This coffee isn’t fit for a pig!
She said: No problem, I’ll get you some that is.

He said: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
She said: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said: Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said: I would, but you’re never there.

He said: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said: Well, you succeeded.

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That’s a good idea… You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart.

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