A young Chinese couple get married.

She’s a virgin, and truth be told he’s a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

“My darling,” he whispers, “I know this is your first time and you are berry frighten.”

“I promise you, I give you anything you wan, I do anything - just anything you want, You just ask. What you want? he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, “I want to try something I have heard about from other girls… number 69.”

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her… “You really wanting… Garric Chicken with Corrifrowa?”

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