I doubt he’ll make enough money this way..

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Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks.

Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, “There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You’ll have to get rid of that coffee.”

The officer said meekly, “Sure, but why?”

“Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard.”

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Mazda has released sketches of a new concept crossover sport utility vehicle to be unveiled at the 2008 Moscow International Automobile Salon in late August. The concept vehicle is designed especially for the SUV-hungry Russian market, one of Europe’s fastest growing markets. The show car, whose name Mazda intends to announce soon, is the latest addition to the automakers line of Nagare concept vehicles, which include the Nagare, Ryuga, Hakaze, Taiki and Furai.

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With a little vodka in everybodys system, everyone seems to fight each other at the same time. I’m sure the wedding photographer got some great pictures of the father of the bride getting knocked unconscious.

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Making British girls look ugly since 1428.

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