Semen related costs run into the thousands every year. Please masturbate in your own rooms.

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1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.

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A notebook or laptop is a small mobile computer. The main advantage of laptops/notebooks over their larger desktop counterparts is the portability. Notebooks are multi-functional devices, you can use notebooks as nutcracker, as chair, or just play table tennis with your notebook/laptop..

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Sibling rivalry is all well and good until someone is handed a bat. That was a great swing..

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Google is great! You can search for something with the Google Search Engine, write and receive emails with Google Gmail, translate texts and websites with Google Translator, view and publish videos at Google Videos, earn money with Google AdSense, locate places with Google Earth, and now you can also fly with Google Air..

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