German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network.
Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fiber net.
Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing….They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones.
She’s a virgin, and truth be told he’s a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
“My darling,” he whispers, “I know this is your first time and you are berry frighten.”
“I promise you, I give you anything you wan, I do anything - just anything you want, You just ask. What you want? he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, “I want to try something I have heard about from other girls… number 69.”
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her… “You really wanting… Garric Chicken with Corrifrowa?”
