We will be closed due to horny chef..

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A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the gentleman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the gentleman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The gentleman replied, “Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?”

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On April 18, Cosmo held their first ever Bikini Bash. Fun, fearless females from all over the country donned their sexiest swim wear and headed to Miami’s Nikki Beach to participate in the huge bikini photo shoot. Check out the photos and get front row access to the most sizzling beach party on the planet.

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You got to hand it to these little kids. They setup and then timed the prank perfectly.

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This kid has all possible reasons to be frustrated. Great bike.

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