Somehow he didn’t thought his cunning plan all the way through…

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Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Tommy to the doctor.

After the examination, the doctor said, “His unit is too small. An old wives’ tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight.”

The next morning Tommy jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.

“Mom!” Tommy yells. “The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast.”

“I know.” said his mother. “The other ten are for your father.”

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Some photos of beautiful Gothic girls. Don’t forget Gothic people are just like everyone else. They just express them selves differently. Just because they don’t look the same as you and me doesn’t mean that they are crazy or anything. They are normal healthy people and should just have the chance to talk to people different from them if they want it without being looked at like a freak, or treated like a jerk.

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Well, I think it’s a safe bet that this guys max squat is less than what he attempted here.

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This is a true wannabe biker…scroll down.

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