Moments later the guy in the middle starts the domino-effect-vomiting..

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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs. “Twelve dollars for the rat, sir,” says the shop owner, “and a thousand dollars more for the story behind it.” “You can keep the story, old man,” he replies, “but I’ll take the rat.”

The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze rat under his arm. As he crosses the street in front of the store,two live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him. Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him. By the time he’s walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his heels, and people begin to point and shout. He walks even faster, and soon breaks into a trot as multitudes of rats swarm from sewers, basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars.

Rats by the thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt. No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously, now not just thousands but millions, so that by the time he comes rushing up to the water’s edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him.

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Play doubly safe. Safe is Sexy! Always use protection!

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The ultimate chemical party. Dance and have fun, but remember not all elements fit well together.

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Ultimate gadget for suicidal tendency. People who want to commit suicide and want the reaction to be “aww”. Just plug this little guy in and the laws of physics will finish the rest! It is one use only. Well, it has its CE mark on it. So it must be safe, right? Oh and note, that 18 means only 18 and up can buy this product.
We’re only the messenger and do not condone suicide in any shape or form.

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