The official Hillary Nutcracker - Cracking up the whole country. Is America ready for this nutcracker. “I’m afraid to take mine out of the box.” - Barack Obama.

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It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in and eat dinner with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon back up.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Nonsense, come on!” the farmer insisted. “Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed, “but Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is your Pa?”

“Under the wagon.”

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For the Furai’s unique design, Mazda took an American Le Mans Series (ALMS) race car and translated its look on top of the Courage C65 chassis that the company promoted in the ALMS series two years ago. “Historically, there has been a gap between single-purpose race cars and street-legal models - commonly called supercars - that emulate the real racers on the road,” says Franz von Holzhausen, Mazda’s North American director of design. “Furai bridges that gap like no car had ever done before.” The Mazda Furai has a three-rotor Mazda 20B rotary engine, which can produces around 450 horsepower. The engines runs on E100 ethanol and the word “Furai” can be translated as “sound of wind”.

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If you’re trying to find an easy way to guarantee you wont get any action tonight, this is a safe bet.

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This is hilarious. Too funny not to share with you..

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