For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”

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Pictures of some great, freaky and interesting climbing walls.

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Funny advertisement from Romania. This wife is really smart.

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I think she’s hot. Except for that droopy eye. Hillary + Bill = Billary.

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Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom’s lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour?

Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo mama is a jolly good fellow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave your mom a dollar and she fucked me too!

Roses are red, Yo mama’s a witch, give her a quarter and she’ll be your bitch.

Roses are red, violets are gold, so get on your knees and do what you’re told!

Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack.

Roses are red, I’m at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying “Change for the poor.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo.

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