Flying Lessons

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A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze.

When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him.

He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, “Let’s go!” The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.

The photographer said, “Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures.”

“Why?” asked the pilot. “Because I am a photographer,” he responded, “and photographers take photographs.”

The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, “You mean you’re not the flight instructor?”

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Extreme makeup

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In Japan, it is certainly not easy to get attention. Therefore, many girls used a lot of makeup and then looks like this. I think it looks cool..

Harajuku girls - Extreme makeup

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Bird Doesn’t Like Being Kissed

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Some kid catches a bird with his bare hands then tries to force the bird to kiss him. The bird wasn’t feeling it.

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Huge snake

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Depending on the ecosystem, some snakes can grow to monstrous proportion. The World biggest snake is a Python found in Indonesia. The Python is 14.85m (49ft) long and has a maximum body circumference of 85cm (almost three feet).

Huge snake

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Little Indian Boy

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A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm”?

“Because he was conceived during a mighty storm”, she said.

Then he asked “Why is my sister named Cornflower”?

“Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her”, she replied. He then asked “And why is my other sister called Moonchild”?

“We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived”, the mother replies.

The mother paused and said to her son… “Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious”

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