This huge bunny/rabbit is called Herman and he weighs 7.7 kg. He is almost 1m long - his ears alone are 21cm! Herman eats 2kg of food a day and lives with his owner in Germany. Herman’s record as the world’s biggest bunny is not officially recognised by Guinness as they stopped accepting entries for fears people were over feeding their pets.
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there’s no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you’re done poopie-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It’s so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.