1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

2. Life is sexually transmitted.

3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich.

5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

6. Some people are like Slinkies… not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs…

7. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

8. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

9. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

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State Lingerie Holiday in Brazil. A lot of girls and guys models gathered to celebrate this funny holidays, a pity that we do not have such holidays..

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The largest outdoor pool in the world is in Algarrobo, Chile (San Alfonso del Mar resort) and it is 1 km long and has set the world record for the world’s largest outdoor swimming pool. The pool fills itself with 250,000 cubic meters of water from the Pacific. At parts the pool gets to depths of 35 meters (115 feet). But the most impressive issue is the annual cost of operation is close to 1/10th of the annual cost of maintenance of a golf court of the same dimension. The water is purified thanks to a technology developed and patented by the engineers that designed the pool.

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Really stupid RedBull girl. She must be blonde in essence..

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Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A. Childbirth.

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