Bleach follows the lives of Ichigo Kurosaki, who is a high school student with the ability to see ghosts, and a shinigami (Soul Reaper or, literally, “death god”) named Rukia Kuchiki, who crosses paths with Ichigo while hunting an evil spirit known as a hollow. Rukia is wounded during the ensuing confrontation with the spirit and is left with no choice but to transfer her powers into Ichigo. Thus the adventures of Ichigo and Rukia begin.

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10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He’s one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

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Big melons are for Sale – go to a supermarket quickly..

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Keith Urban and his barefoot and pregnant wife Nicole Kidman take a stroll along Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia. She’s very beautiful for her age, and she seems really happy.

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Some amazing pictures of our beautiful underwater world. This colors are amazing.

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10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I’m not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

9. There ain’t nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara’s will be okay too.

8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn’t it?

7. Sara is so pretty I’ve decided to give up being bisexual just for her.

6. Those home pregnancy kits aren’t very reliable in my opinion.

5. We’re going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

4. Can you believe it! Those shit heads at the corner market won’t cash my welfare check!

3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?

2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.

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This are the new NAVY high-tech weapons.

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Very cool and simple magic trick. Let simply disappear a bottle in a glass.

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Very beautiful digital illustrations of women. Just amazing art.

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1. Please don’t talk to my breasts. You won’t be meeting them.

2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.

3. I always choose chocolate over men. ALWAYS

4. 51% love goddess…49% bitch. Care to push your luck?

5. My sexual preference is NO

6. My body is my temple, now get on your knees and pray.

7. It’s not the size that counts, it’s…no, wait, size does count.

8. Remember men, girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

9. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you
can walk all over them forever.

10. Save your breath for you inflatable date.

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