Sex Sandals

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A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. “Dey makes you wild at sex.”

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Mon.” So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, “You got dem on the de wrong feet man! You got dem on de wrong feet!”

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Justice Center Leoben

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The Justice Center Leoben is a court and prison complex in Leoben in Austria. In addition to the country’s court of Leoben is in the building and the district court, the court house prisoners and the public prosecutor accommodated. The judicial center was officially opened in March 2005 and is regarded as a European showcase project for the judicial and law enforcement sector.

Justice Center Leoben

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Bulgarian wannabe Idol

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This is how Bulgarian wannabe Idol interprets the famous song “Without You” (Ken Lee) by Mariah Carey. There’s even translation of this funny quasi-english!

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Hot T-Shirt

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I really love this “I recycle man” T-shirt and I am sure you know why..

Hot T-Shirt

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Senior’s Sex Guide

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Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.

Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don’t end up under the bed.

Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

Don’t even think about trying it twice.

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