A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he’s worry about getting seasick. The doctor suggests, ”Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.”
The guy replies, ”Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?”
The doctor says, ”No, but it’ll look real pretty in the water.”
Designers create always something new, for example, this chic dining table. After the meal you just take the three top elements and you get a pool table.
These guys are trying to remove a really big palm tree by tugging it from the back of a pick up trick. They quickly learn that they’ve made a mistake.
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog.
“T-Square, do your stuff.”
T- Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better.
