Top 10 reasons studying is better than sex

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10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don’t have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don’t finish a chapter you won’t gain a reputation as a “book teaser.”

4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

3. You don’t get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don’t have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren’t sure what you’re doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

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Desk with a built-in Notebook

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Designer Sung-kyu Nam made an interesting, nice looking concept entitled “DesCom”. Completely dependent on the existence of a giant Samsung laptop computer. This desk beautifully and simply integrates the computer (almost) seamlessly into the desktop surface. Looks great when all together. Of course, you can remove the laptop from table, but afterwards the table looks ugly and not really all that useful. The idea is great, but I think the uneven surface created by the absence of the computer needs to be filled in or have another use.

Desk with a built-in Notebook

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How to Get Free Coke

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Ever wanted to get a free coke? This is how. Pay for one coke and get up to 3 free. Works on all the new coke machines. Note: I am not guilty, if you lose your fingers.

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If size doesn’t matter..

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If size doesn’t matter..Why there are no 4 inch dildos?

If size doesn’t matter

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Top 10 signs your spouse is having a cyber affair

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10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He’s gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams “A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!”

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy’s ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse.

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