10. They ask for all their money in quarters.

9. They’re not sure what season, or year it is.

8. They’re best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends).

7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards.

6. Big falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt their dreams.

5. Their fingers twitch all the time.

4. When they are sick at home the change clerk at the arcade calls to see if they are all right.

3. They can play 2 player games by themselves.

2. Everyone at the arcade knows them by name.

1. Someone is reading this to them, ’cause they’re too busy getting a new high score and can not be bothered.

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The heavy storm threw accurately on the French coast at Sables d’Olonne the Dutch ship Artemis. Now, local residents and tourists, can admire the beautiful ship.

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Some dude rocks out to Queen so hard that it causes the air bag to go off knocking him out.

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Remember! When making a fake ID Card, attach a picture of yourself only, no matter how much you love your girl..

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10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you so me.

6. It’s O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

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