A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can’t make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, “This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky.”

“Yeah,” the dog says, “we’re really screwed.”

“Sparky,” the girl says, astonished, “I didn’t know you could talk.”

“Well,” the dog says, “I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you.”

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Lucy Liu smiles for fans and photographers as she leaves the Ed Sullivan Theater after a “Late Show With David Letterman” taping.

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Really stunning photos of beautiful hairless girls and ladies. These eyes enchant…

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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”

The engineer said, “I like both.”

“Both?” they questioned.

The Engineer said, “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.”

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We have found this funny message on a toilet

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With a win for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series at the Emmy Awards, America Ferrera capped off an incredible year, as the accessible actress had already racked up wins from the Screen Actors Guild and the Hollywood Foreign Press for her adorable role as Betty Suarez on the hit ABC show, “Ugly Betty.”

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Wonderful invention for those who like to spend time in the open air. Working at home, or surfing the Internet can now become healthier as you can take your notebook to the backyard and stop worrying about the battery level. This new table, designed by Sudia Design Labs will charge your electronic device with a solar power thus allowing you to enjoy sunny days, support green energy and visit Totalmania at the same time.

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This are really cool and unique wedding rings, only for construction workers..

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a “great” writer.

When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

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Excellent and easy Trick you can use to make some bets.

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