You are a computer geek and you need a present for your girlfriend but you can’t think of any? Well, it can’t be simpler – just buy these earrings and hope that she will like them.
Some people are really paranoid. This guy has probably rightly fear someone could steal his car.
1. Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
2. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
5. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
6. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
“Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively hits the streets of NYC. The 20-year-old actress may have been born and bred in California, but she looks every bit the New Yorker with her patent leather handbag, black wool coat, and tan boots.
The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. It is a satirical parody of the “Middle American” lifestyle epitomized by its titular family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield, and it lampoons many aspects of the human condition, as well as American culture, society as a whole, and television itself.
The Kwik-E-Mart is a fictional chain of convenience stores in the animated television series The Simpsons. It is a parody of American convenience store chains, such as 7-Eleven and Circle K, and represents many myths and stereotypes of them. It is notorious for its high prices and the poor quality of its merchandise. The operator of the Springfield branch is an Indian-American named Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. It was first seen in the episode “The Telltale Head” and since become a common setting in several episodes.
In July 2007, eleven 7-Eleven locations in the United States and one in Canada were transformed into Kwik-E-Marts as part of a special promotion for the The Simpsons Movie. For a limited time, 7-Elevens across North America also sold various Simpsons products, such as “Squishees”, “Buzz Cola” and “Krusty-Os cereal”. Also in 2007, gift shops modelled after the “Kwik-E-Marts” was opened in Universal Studios Florida and Universal Studios Hollywood, where they will be a companion to the upcoming “The Simpsons Ride”.
1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
Cheerleaders are involved in accidents, some of them are really stupid, watch what happens…
Here you can see some pictures of a miniature world. How would you feel, if you were so small ?
