Posted: 18-Jan-2008 | Category: Jokes
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”
The engineer said, “I like both.”
“Both?” they questioned.
The Engineer said, “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.”
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Posted: 18-Jan-2008 | Category: Pictures
Really stunning photos of beautiful hairless girls and ladies. These eyes enchant…
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Posted: 18-Jan-2008 | Category: Celebrities
Lucy Liu smiles for fans and photographers as she leaves the Ed Sullivan Theater after a “Late Show With David Letterman” taping.
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Posted: 19-Jan-2008 | Category: Jokes
A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can’t make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.
Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.
The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, “This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky.”
“Yeah,” the dog says, “we’re really screwed.”
“Sparky,” the girl says, astonished, “I didn’t know you could talk.”
“Well,” the dog says, “I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you.”
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Posted: 19-Jan-2008 | Category: Pictures
Brilliant condom ad. What do you thing of this print ad snubbing the competition?
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