Rubbing Her The Right Way
Posted: 12-Jan-2008 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsA few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!”
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!”
Train Runs Over Kid
Posted: 12-Jan-2008 | Category: Video | 1 CommentThis crazy kid lays down in between some railroad tracks and films a train running over him. Please don’t try this.
Movie Magic
Posted: 13-Jan-2008 | Category: Jokes | 1 CommentTwo junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, “What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating.”
Her friend replied, “Don’t do anything. Just ignore it.”
The first girl said, “I can’t.”
Her friend, “Why can’t you ignore it?”
The first one says, “Because he’s using my hand!”