Southern Comfort
Posted: 28-Dec-2007 | Category: Celebrities | No CommentsAngelina Jolie and Brad Pitt celebrate the holidays in New Orleans. The couple own a home in the French Quarter, and Brad regularly visits Louisiana to help victims of Hurricane Katrina. rad, Angelina, and the kids go for a family bicycle ride to celebrate Brad’s 44th birthday.
Mighty Mouse
Posted: 29-Dec-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsThree mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, “When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese.”
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, “Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day.”
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, “I don’t have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat.”
