Google Secret Data Center
Posted: 27-Dec-2007 | Category: Pictures | 1 CommentWe have found it for you, Google’s secret data center, high-end technology in a futuristic building.
Lindsay Tries to Quit Smoking
Posted: 27-Dec-2007 | Category: Celebrities | No CommentsLindsay Lohan exits Madeo’s Italian restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA, with a box of wintergreen Ariva in hand. Although we thought Lindsay was trying to quit smoking by using the product, it turns out that Ariva is a smoke-free alternative for those who need a nicotine fix. After dinner, there is nothing like a dissolvable tobacco tablet!
Genie and the Taliban
Posted: 28-Dec-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsThree guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
“I will give each of you each one wish. That’s three wishes total,” says the genie.
The Canadian says, “I’m a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.”
With a blink of the genie’s eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state.”
Again, with a blink of the genie’s eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
“Uncle Sam” (A former civil engineer), asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it’s virtually impenetrable.”
Uncle Sam says, “Fill it with water.”