Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 26-Dec-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsA list of five counterproductive pick-up lines…
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat.
Lords of the Logistic
Posted: 26-Dec-2007 | Category: Pictures | 2 CommentsYes this people are the true lords of logistic. DHL, FedEx and UPS are nothing in contrast to these people.
Rose McGowan Snaps Back
Posted: 26-Dec-2007 | Category: Celebrities | No Comments“Grindhouse” vixen Rose McGowan plays with her new iPhone while waiting for her car after doing some holiday shopping at Barney’s in Beverly Hills. Perhaps the redhead was hunting for the perfect outfit to match that enormous engagement ring, presented to her in October by infamous film director Robert Rodriguez. When Rose catches the paps taking her picture, she snaps back!
Bush’s Tragedy
Posted: 27-Dec-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsOne day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ”tragedy.”
“Well,” one girl replied, “If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!”
The President smiled at the little girl and said, “No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?”
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, “I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!”
The President shook his head and said, “No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn’t anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?”
A small girl raised her hand and said, “Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!”
“Very good,” he said. “And what was your reason for that answer?”
“Well,” she said, “It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!”