A freaky cat plays on a Xbox console…only for big cats!!

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There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

”Nice bike,” the cop said, ”did Santa bring it to you?”

”Yep,” the little boy said, ”he sure did!”

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ”Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.”

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ”Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?” ”Yes, He sure did,” said the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ”Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.”

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The Police in the Netherlands has get a really new fast toy, a super fast police car..

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Extreme breakdance On street. This guy can do the worm and wants everyone to know it.

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Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada.

“You know,” said the first explorer, “we should name this vast forest we’re hiking through.”

“I know,” said the second explorer. “We’ll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that.”

“Good idea,” said the third explorer. “You go first.”

“Okay,” said the first explorer. “C, ay.”

“My turn,” said the second explorer. “N, ay.”

Unfortunately, before the third explorer could choose a letter, a bear jumped out of the trees and killed and ate all three explorers. Eventually, some guy came along and named the country after his aunt.

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