Venus Williams Graduates
Posted: 17-Dec-2007 | Category: Celebrities | No CommentsVenus Williams receives her associate’s degree in Fashion Design from The Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale. The tennis ace earned Cum Laude honors and a 3.5 GPA. The aspiring fashion designer is all smiles. She already has her own sportswear clothing line, EleVen, which is sold exclusively at Steve & Barry’s.
Sex and The Country
Posted: 18-Dec-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsA Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”
“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man.”
When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Once,” he replied.
“Only once?” the Italian arrogantly snorted. “And what did she say to you this morning?”
“Don’t stop.”