A huge ass sign is a marketing ad of jobsintown.de. Yes, there are better ways to make career.

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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane’s engines, he must make an emergency landing.

The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. “Make me feel like a woman again!” she screamed.

So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. “Iron this.”

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Pimp my Hummer - pictures a of a really cool pink Hummer. Extreme tuning!!

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The Spice Girls take a break from their demanding concert schedule to debut their new Virgin Atlantic private jet, “Spice One,” at Los Angeles International Airport. Sporty, Scary, Ginger, Baby, and Posh remind us that “Girl Power” is still their motto. Well, that and “Spice Up Our Bank Accounts!”

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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!” After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president’s office.

The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, “$165,000!” and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, “Ma’am, I’m surprised you’re carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?” The old lady replied, “I make bets.”

The president then asked, “Bets? What kind of bets?” The old woman said, “Well, for example, I’ll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square.” “Ha!” laughed the president, “That’s a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!” The old lady challenged, “So, would you like to take my bet?” “Sure,” said the president, “I’ll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!” The little old lady then said, “Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?” “Sure!” replied the confident president.

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