Big Boss Man
Posted: 01-Dec-2007 | Category: Articles & Stories | No CommentsWhen the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.”
The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”
The hands said, “We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Pink is the new black
Posted: 01-Dec-2007 | Category: Celebrities | No CommentsGrammy winner Pink debuts a dark new ‘do while grabbing a coffee-to-go in Beverly Hills. The singer behind such hits as “Stupid Girls,” “Just Like A Pill,” and “There You Go” smiles for the photographers while sporting a questionable outfit consisting of a velvet hoodie and funky cargo pants. We, however, find the look cute and casual.
Alligator in a Bar
Posted: 02-Dec-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsA guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned to the astonished patrons and said, ‘I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the ‘gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.’ The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The ‘gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head.