One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ”What is that?”
“They’re smart pills,” said the other boy. “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, “These taste like sh*t.”
“See,” said the other boy, ”you’re getting smarter already.”
A list of top ten ways to freak out your roommate…
10. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ”He just didn’t belong.”
9. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8. Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ”The hair, it’s growing. Growing!”
7. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you’re doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ”Soon, soon….”
6. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
