Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
Posted: 10-Nov-2007 | Category: Jokes | 1 CommentThere was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
Asians help a cyclist…
Posted: 10-Nov-2007 | Category: Pictures | No CommentsLook how Asians help a cyclist…first they drag him under a car and then leave him stand alone at the roadside..!!

Driving Styles
Posted: 10-Nov-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsDepending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette…
Chicago: One hand on wheel, one hand on horn.
New York: One hand on wheel, one finger out window.
New Jersey: One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic.
Boston: One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator.
Scarborough, Ontario: Both hands clenched on steering wheel, driver staring directly forward, cutting in front of you and slowing down to 40 in a 60 zone then looking in rearview mirror in wonder as to why the car behind is flashing high beams.
Los Angeles: One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator with gun in lap
Cunard Britannia Awards in Los Angeles
Posted: 10-Nov-2007 | Category: Celebrities | No CommentsCelebrities make their way down the red carpet at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) Cunard Britannia Awards in Los Angeles.

