One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.” Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:

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Some very sexy pictures of America’s most beautiful R&B singer Mariah Carey…

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Show what happens when you try to mix Menthos with Carlsberg??

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Pictures of a really great fountain in Peking by night..it’s amazing!!!

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Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst into the room shouting, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news! Nick asked me to marry him. He is like the biggest hunk in Washington. We are supposed to get married next month.

Bill took Chelsea in the back and said, “Chelsea, your mother, although an ideal administrator and public speaker, has never had much to offer in the sack, so, as you might have heard, I have been known to fool around with other ladies on occasion. Your boyfriend Nick happens to be the product of one of my love making sessions. He is my son and thusly, he is your half-brother.”

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