A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

The man matter-of-fact replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”

He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, “Why are there three in this package.”

The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”

“Wow!” exclaimed the boy. “Then who uses these?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.”

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Pictures of Volkswagen’s new GTI W12 Concept…a very cool and amazing car..!!

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A list of things you should never say to a naked woman..

1. Cool, I’ve never been to the Grand Canyon.
2. How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!
3. You must be very experienced.
4. Remember, you said this was a freebie…right?
5. Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don’t fall in.
6. I gotta take off my watch, wouldn’t wanna lose it.
7. Why do you wear a bra when you’ve already got a belt.
8. Would you mind rolling around in this flour.
9. I heard carpenters dream about you.
10. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.

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Pictures of the super model Sara Foster for Maxim Magazine

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A list of 20 types you can meet in the men’s room…

1. Excitable - Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Cross-eyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid - Can not piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9. Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

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