Things NOT to say to a naked man
Posted: 05-Nov-2007 | Category: Articles & Stories | No CommentsA list of things you should never say to a naked man..
1. That’s it?
2. Wow - look at all the hair on your back!
3. Maybe you should start going to the gym more.
4. That was fine, dear…pass me my vibrator?
5. Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?
6. Wake me when it’s over, ok?
7. I think the condom’s too big.
8. Zzzzzz….
9. You want me to what?!?
10. Well, that explains the padded pants.
How to call a penis?
Posted: 05-Nov-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsAt a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries.
The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.
With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth…


