Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory.

St. Peter said to him, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go”.

So, Bill takes a look at hell and sees these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches.

Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that.

So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.

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No one wears his (or her) heart on their face quite like a sports fan. The NFL is home to more than a few hyper-passionate partisans who relish decorating their mugs on behalf of their beloved teams. Show Painted faces - part1 .

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Demi Moore escapes to Mexico to celebrate her anniversary with funnyman Ashton Kutcher. The couple has been married for two years.

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A list of things in football that sound dirty but aren’t…

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.

18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.

17. It’s a game of inches.

16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.

15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.

14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.

13. He found his tight end.

12. End around.

11. He had to stretch to get it in.

10. He gets penetration in the backfield.

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A collection of very cute and great Walt Disney Avatars…(100×100)

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