Fast Food Fun
Posted: 02-Nov-2007 | Category: Articles & Stories | No CommentsHaven’t you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or burger and drink combo?
1. Ask for last months specials.
2. Place your order in three different languages if you don’t know any, make them up.
3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired.
4. Order a whopper from McDonald’s, when they say they don’t have whoppers insist that they do. If they still argue demand to see a manager then when you talk to them order a normal meal and say i don’t know what’s up with kids these days.
5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.
6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy hour on draft beer.
7. In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while ordering in drive through.
8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order.
9. Go through the drive through in reverse, again.
10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires.
Drunken Language
Posted: 03-Nov-2007 | Category: Articles & Stories | No CommentsThings That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionality
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate
Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You’re Drunk
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to piss in this parking lot or on the road side.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
