Nearest and dearest
Posted: 19-Nov-2007 | Category: Celebrities | No CommentsCould celebrity families look any happier? Celebrities with their nearest and dearest - kids…

Could celebrity families look any happier? Celebrities with their nearest and dearest - kids…

A list of ways to annoy bathroom friends…
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
2. “Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”
5. “Damn, this water is cold.”
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. “Now how did that get there?”
8. “Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.”
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,”Whoa! Easy boy!!”
10. “Interesting….more sinkers than floaters”