A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven.
St. Peter tells them that he’ll do his best to work on it for them.
Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.
He says, “I’m still working on it.”
Two years pass by and no marriage.
St. Peter again assures them that he’s working on it.
Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it’s time for their wedding.
1. I will not waste chalk
2. I will not aim for the head
3. I will not skateboard in the halls
4. I will not barf unless I’m sick
5. I will not burp in class
6. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
7. I will not instigate revolution
8. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge
9. I will not draw naked ladies in class
10. I will not conduct my own fire drills
11. I did not see Elvis
12. I will return the seeing-eye dog
13. Funny noises are not funny
14. I will not call my teacher “Hot Cakes”
15. I will not snap bras
