Posted: 08-Oct-2007 | Category: Jokes
A man was being interviewed for a job.
“Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer.
“Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant.
“Did you see any active duty?”
“I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.”
“May I ask what happened?”
“Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.”
“You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.”
“When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.”
“Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.”
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Posted: 08-Oct-2007 | Category: Avatars
Posted: 09-Oct-2007 | Category: Pictures
Oh my god…this is the hottest chick I’ve ever seen…sexy style baby…
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Posted: 09-Oct-2007 | Category: Jokes
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodka.”
The barman says “Wow! you must have had one really bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back,
“I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said “WOW! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
“Yeah, my wife…”
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Posted: 09-Oct-2007 | Category: Celebrities
A collection of celebrity couples pictures…crazy in love…
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