A shirtless Justin Timberlake soaks up some sun, Posh and Becks are so rich they have monogrammed car seats, Jude Law dashes around in a convertible Porsche, Tara Reid gives the paparazzi a wink….celebrities behind the wheel…
Nouns
agent - frustrated lawyer
lawyer - frustrated producer
producer - frustrated writer
writer - frustrated director
director - frustrated actor
actor - frustrated human
Verbs
to schmooze - befriend scum
to pitch - grovel shamelessly
to brainstorm - feign preparedness
to research - procrastinate indefinitely
to network - spread disinformation
to collaborate - argue incessantly
to freelance - collect unemployment
Common phrases
You can trust me - You must be new
It shows promise - It stinks rotten
It needs some fine tuning - Change everything
I’d like some input - I want total control
Call me back next week - Stay out of my life
Try and punch it up - I have no idea what I want
You’ll never work in this town again - I have no power whatsoever.
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn’t have one,
The POPE has one but doesn’t use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns’ was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi’s
what is it?
A last name……. Were you thinking of something else?
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