Posted: 04-Oct-2007 | Category: Articles & Stories
10. You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the green skinned Orion slave girl on episode number 7.
9. You tried to join the navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.
8. You pull the legs off your hamster so you’ll have a tribble.
7. Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.
6. You went to San Francisco to see of you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking of a whale.
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Posted: 04-Oct-2007 | Category: Video
Posted: 04-Oct-2007 | Category: Jokes
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man says, “I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz.” Poor man asks, “Why did you buy her two gifts?” The rich man replies, “Well, in case she doesn’t like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back.”
The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. “I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.” With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, “Why did you buy her those gifts?!” The poor man replies, “Well, in case she doesn’t like the flip flops, she can go f*ck herself.”
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Posted: 04-Oct-2007 | Category: Pictures
Pictures of the 7 new World miracles…
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Posted: 04-Oct-2007 | Category: Celebrities
Britney Spears applies for a drivers license at the local DMV.
Not having a valid California license was one of the factors that cost the pop star custody of her kids.
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