Funny Names K-Z
Posted: 29-Oct-2007 | Category: Articles & Stories | No CommentsThere is nothing better at 5pm on a Friday afternoon, than to call up the airport and have one of these names paged…
Kareem O’Weet (Cream of Wheat)
Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and Coffee)
Kay Neine (Canine)
Kay O’Pectate (Kaopectate)
Ken Oppenner (Can Opener)
Kenitra Bush (Can I Eat Your Bush)
Kenny Dewitt (Can He Do It?)
Kenny Fakur (Can he Fuck her)
Kent Cook (Can’t Cook)
Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign Slogan)
Kimmy Head (Give Me Head)
Lance Lyde (Landslide)
Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy)
Lee Keyrear (Leaky Rear)
Lee Nover (Lean Over)
Would You Marry Again?
Posted: 29-Oct-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsA husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.
“Honey,” the wife said, “if I died would you get married again?”
The husband said, “Never, my dear.”
The wife said, “I”m sure you would.”
So the husband said, “Okey, I would”
“Would you let her sleep in our bed?” the wife asked.
And the husband replied, “I suppose so.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her wear my clothes?”
“I doubt she would want to,” the husband said. “She would be so much thinner.”
