The Newlywed Game
Posted: 24-Oct-2007 | Category: Jokes | No CommentsA newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room.
When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, “I will love you no matter what it is, tell me.”
So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested.
The husband says, “I can deal with that.”
He takes off her shirt and shouts, “Boy! you are small, but I love you anyway.”
The husband says, “I have something to confess also.”
She says, “No matter what I will still love you.”
He says, “Okey.I am built like a baby down there.”
She says, “I can deal with that.”
So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she finally gets up.
She says, “I thought you said you were built like a baby?”
He says, “Yeah….7lbs, 21inches.”
Why bicycles are better than Women
Posted: 24-Oct-2007 | Category: Articles & Stories | No CommentsA list of 20 reasons why bicycles are better than women…
1. Bicycles don’t get pregnant.
2. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
3. Bicycles don’t have parents.
4. Bicycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
6. Bicycles don’t care how many other Bicycles you’ve ridden.
7. When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
8. Bicycles don’t care if you look at other Bicycles
9. Bicycles don’t care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
10. You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle. [more..]