Who wouldn’t want a kiss from Christina Aguilera, Lauren Conrad, Megan Fox, Sabrina Bryan, Jennifer Hudson, or…

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This is the best designed container I ever saw, it’s unbelievable what you can make with a container! The functionality is really unbelievable and the interior design is amazing! Look inside..and enjoy!!

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A is for arthritis,
B is the bad back,
C is the chest pains - perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I’d rather not mention.

H is high blood pressure - I’d rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show…
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don’t grow!

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Britney’s hourly Starbucks run is interrupted when photographers swarm her car. The question on everyone’s mind: Did the pop tart plump up her lips last week?

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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!” “Dear,” the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, “I’m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you’re really cute!”

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