A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”
Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon made their first public appearance together since getting married about a week ago. The newlyweds were spotted smiling at the Virgin America party in Las Vegas.
I once wrote a book called “How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours”. It went like this:
“To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence.”
It didn’t sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went:
“To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence.”
It’s doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go:
“Re-read this line.” Now, if I could just find the time to write it.
