A list of 20 types you can meet in the men’s room…

1. Excitable - Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Cross-eyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid - Can not piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9. Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. Sneaky - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12. Patient - Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough - Bangs d*ck on side of urinal to dry.
15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16. Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited - Holds two-inch d*ck like baseball bat.

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